Urgent Update From the TSA: No Snow Globes
This updated item on the TSA website:
Snow globes regardless of size or amount of liquid inside, even with documentation, are prohibited in your carry-on. Please ship these items or pack them in your checked baggage.
Feel safer?
Oh, and the TSA has about a half dozen rules about handling monkeys. Among them:
TSOs have been trained to not touch the monkey during the screening process.