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Once a sacred symbol has been hijacked by monsters, is there any way ot take it back?
Here is that BBoard message:
19-Sep-82 11:44 Scott E Fahlman :-)From: Scott E Fahlman
I propose that the following character sequence for joke markers:
:-)Read it sideways. Actually, it is probably more economical to mark
things that are NOT jokes, given current trends. For this, use
:-(
The graphic smiley emoticon was a product of the early sixties. But that's another story.
Happy Birthday, :-) !!
Don't his speechwriters know it is [MORE-AH-tain-ee-a]? Geez.
My God, our country is being run by children. Here is the phonics lesson speech.
But you don't have to do it because of the digital revolution - The Great Revolutionary Signal Migration from analog to digital scheduled for next February will not be televised, at least until 2012.
Here is a dramatic picture of the impending cataclysm that the FCC so courageously acted to avoid:
FCC Chairman Kevin Martin, "If the cable companies had their way, you, your mother and father, or your next door neighbor could go to sleep one night after watching their favorite channel and wake up the next morning to a dark fuzzy screen." (Complete article here.)
Now that is scary. Good ot see that one of the two major crises facing the nation has now been avoided postponed.
While your visiting the MIT site, you might want to check out the Powered ankle-foot prosthesis (and here), and how one of their scientists is using a cell phone to keep track of owls (via the UK Telegraph here).
If the initiative were to pass and be implemented, the electoral college votes would be allocated by congressional district, rather than the current "winner take all" method currently in place. The result - given how the state has been gerrymandered over the years - would mean an electoral vote swing toward the red side of Tim Russert's whiteboard equal to Ohio's votes.
Only one small problem... the US Constitution.
Here's the unfortunate (for the Swift Boaters) section:
Article II Section 1. The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America. He shall hold his Office during the Term of four Years, and, together with the Vice President, chosen for the same Term, be elected, as follows
Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the Legislature thereof may direct, a Number of Electors, equal to the whole Number of Senators and Representatives to which the State may be entitled in the Congress: but no Senator or Representative, or Person holding an Office of Trust or Profit under the United States, shall be appointed an Elector.
This initiative should be snuffed out by Debra Bowen, the Secretary of State for California, before it goes any further. Ballot initiatives may trump the legislature, but the US Constitution always wins the hand.
Thirty years ago two small spacecrafts were launched a few weeks apart to explore our solar system and report back to the mother ship - earth. Oddly enough Voyager 2 was launched first in August 1977 followed a few weks later by its twin - Voyager 1. The mission was projected to last for five years. Fortunately (and thoughtfully), their NASA engineers and designers neglected to add a cut-off switch that would have ended those transmissions. In one case every day (Voyager 2), and in the other once a month (Voyager 1) these tiny radios in a bottle have been performing those tasks with marvelous consistency.
To think of all that has occurred in the intervening years - the cycles of births and deaths, the moments of relative calm interspersed between days and years of conflict. The fall of one empire, and the diminishment of another. The early emergence of still another empire just on the horizon. In all that time they have still manage to withstand the rigors of such an intense environment of remote space.
At the time the technology was cutting edge. Today, a three-dollar calculator probably has more computing power, and a flashlight uses more energy. Yet this little message in a bottle continues to float in space carrying with it a record of who we are as a species, and where we live in case anyone wants to drop by for a visit sometime.
There is something hopeful about this worth noting.